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if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
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Want more Alan? Get tickets to The Hangover Part III - in theaters May 24th: http://bit.ly/H3Tickets
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wahhh too bad i have no one
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Pretty much how I feel in math class
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